"In a world where celebrity equals talent, and where make-believe is called reality, it is most important to have real love, truth and stability in your life."
Haha. I know I'm on mine right now again and trust me I think about it daily. This month I feel like I should write about the fact that periods always seem to come when you have the least amount of money and can't even afford tampons. I have considered holding up a sign on the side of the street, "Will give blow jobs for tampons" because thats all you really can do on your period anyways. Maybe next time I'll write about how periods cause either outrageous insomnia or appear to create temporary narcolepcy.
It might as well just give you seizures for christs sake. My period always comes when I least expect it and have no tampons and I am wearing white. Then I have to rush and do the toilet paper stuff until I can safely run to the grocery store. The toilet paper stuff is disgusting, and all too often necessary. I would hold up a blow job sign, except there are no straight boys around here who would take me up on my offer. So now all I can do is cry and watch the Oscars and eat ice cream.
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Literally. My withdrawal symptoms would surely cause death if I ever tried to quit.
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Cheers to being ridiculous. Hey I still need to add a chapter to the menstrual chronicals. I think about it all the time.
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