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Do I need new skin for this old skeleton of mine?
So, my place is finally being rebuilt. Pretty much everything outside of my room is a construction zone. It brings home, though, the fact that I'll have to start living like a real human being again sometime. This means furniture. I've decided on Purple for my walls. A lot of people will be skeptical, but google Purple Living Room sometime. I think ( Read more... ) -
Modern Conveniences.
It's 4:00 on a Friday. My plane leaves in 30 mins and there's a line for the counter. I'm dragging a suitcase and laptop bag because the airline charges $25 each way for the audacity of checking luggage. I make my way to the bathroom, because it's slightly less hellish than the infested grotto that is the airplane bathroom. I make it to the mens ( Read more... ) -
Salty Watermellon
"So, would you like to try a Salty Watermelon?" She purred, deep red lipstick only slightly smudged from a few moments before. I leaned over her as she fell back on the bed, her long, straight hair fanning behind and under her as she laid back, under me. I buried my face in her body, biting and kissing in the same movements as I languidly spoke, " ( Read more... ) -
Orlando Trip
I woke up, and it was pitch black. I checked my phone, and it was after 5. My flight flies out at 5:30, and I panic. I somehow managed to sleep through all 4 of the alarms that I had set. A cartoonesque montage of throwing last minute crap in suitcases and running out the door leaves me rushing towards the airport. Ok, I know I'll miss my flight, ( Read more... ) -
Houston, Day 4
My second night, I crashed another private event. This time, at least it was with the convention I was with, but I wasn't supposed to be there. The food was nicer than the expo food, but they ran out fast. Again, free alcohol, and few people tipping. Amazing how much extra alcohol and better service $7 in tips will get you ( Read more... ) -
It's been a while.
So, yesterday was St. Patrick's Day ( Read more... ) -
Atlanta
Saturday: Drove in all day long. Got here, went to a house party. Had a damn good time even though I was hoarse and tired as hell. Watched the Saints beat the Panthers. 8-0, baby! Had lunch at...ahh hell, some sort of 'Southern Home Cooking' kinda place. Food was pretty decent ( Read more... ) -
An Example.
An example reason why I love New Orleans/Louisiana ( Read more... ) -
Bah
Grumpy mood.
I'm in St. Louis. The couple I had plans with, canceled.
The flight in was late.
The rental car wasn't paid for and I couldn't use my personal card.
The cab ride cost $60. Cash.
The Hotel room wasn't paid for.
I'm stressed, and I don't see a way to unwind. -
MMm
I want to have Sarah Haskins' babies. Note: Watch the one on Doofy Husbands if you really need clarification.