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ANGRY MOTHER

Jul 30, 2004 12:42

Who ate all the pies?

WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?!?

ARTHUR DID, ARTHUR DID, ARTHUR ATE ALL THE PIES.

I'M COOKING NO MORE CHILDREN. YOU SHALL ALL STARVE.

BLAME YOUR FATHER.

GOODNIGHT.

Edit: I am getting my Party frock ready dearies!

Comments 9

millieslytherin July 30 2004, 19:31:55 UTC

I'M COOKING NO MORE CHILDREN.

You cook children? I should be glad I'm not invited to Potter's party.

parental_unit July 31 2004, 08:31:13 UTC

You cook children

We do have so many children for a reason Ms. Bulstrode.

parental_unit July 31 2004, 03:59:53 UTC

Oh come on, Molly dear, do calm down. I just got a bit... carried away.

-Arthur

parental_unit July 31 2004, 08:30:21 UTC

!!!

headboy_ernie July 31 2004, 05:45:39 UTC

YOU SHALL ALL STARVE.

I'm sure they'll be too drunk to notice.

wizardchessking July 31 2004, 06:18:51 UTC

Um... I thought you were going to the Three Broomsticks for dinner and that, Mum.

parental_unit July 31 2004, 08:37:59 UTC

Well I am now Ronald ... Party with Harry .. dinner and 6.30 ... you don't mind the house do yourself do you?

I'll be home about twelve ... or probably one because your father is fond of his firewhiskey.

Love Mummy.
XXX

wizardchessking July 31 2004, 09:51:34 UTC

Thanks, Mum. You're the best.

cruciopotter July 31 2004, 06:43:51 UTC

Suddenly the actions of your children all make sense.