Your Father and I had to find out what was going on at Hogwarts from Professor DUMBLEDORE. Sorry, let me repeat that, PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE.

Bad form, Weasleys + extended.

If some of you do not owl me right now and tell me how you are I will be very very very cross >:O

NICE OF YOU ALL TO REMEMBER YOUR MOTHER/WIFE/GRANDMOTHER/FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY.

I GIVE BIRTH TO MOST OF YOU !!!

I made some more of those picture things for your notebook whatjamecallit ( Read more... )

Molly, we've got an empty house again.

No more kids. No more hormones and angst.

Do you know what this means?

...

I'm coming home early, dear.

-Arthur

OH MERLIN'S TEASPOON LOOK WHAT I FOUND.


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          A Poem.

By Molly Prewett Weasley.

I'm a little lady called Molly
My House looks like a shoe
Some say I am off my trolley
And my kids know this is true.

I have seven sprogs and a hubbie
Who I bake for and love every day
Apart from when he called me Chubbie
But then I mock his toupee.

I have two other sproglets
Called Hermy and Harry
Their names are ( Read more... )

It wasn't us.

There shall be no eighth Weasley

Sorry Hermione

Sorry Ron

Sorry Harry.

Sorry Bill.

... and again. Sorry.

Sorry Fred and George

Sorry Severus

Sorry Remus

We don't know who the Spice Rack Girls are ... really.

The Ging-er one isn't a Weasley no.

BUT ANYWAY. WHAT WE'RE ON THESE THINGS TO ASK ANYWAY IS WHAT THE HELL WENT ON IN OUR ( Read more... )

Who ate all the pies?

WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?!?

ARTHUR DID, ARTHUR DID, ARTHUR ATE ALL THE PIES.

I'M COOKING NO MORE CHILDREN. YOU SHALL ALL STARVE.

BLAME YOUR FATHER.

GOODNIGHT.

Edit: I am getting my Party frock ready dearies!

I managed to slip home early tonight. I felt a little bit guilty, to be honest, but I can't keep going like this. I thought I'd have a glass of Firewhisky and read the Mugglestuffs Monthly magazine. Only, the Firewhisky seems to have, er, disappeared ( Read more... )

RONALD WEASLEY!

HERMIONE?

WHAT?!?

Edit: IS IT TRUE?

Edit#2: OH MERLIN THEY’RE KISSING IN THE KITCHEN

Edit#3: MY SON ISN’T GAY! IN YOUR FACE SOCIETY!

Edit#4: Neville Longbottom you owe me money.