WHAT?!

[parental_unit]

RONALD WEASLEY!

HERMIONE?

WHAT?!?

Edit: IS IT TRUE?

Edit#2: OH MERLIN THEY’RE KISSING IN THE KITCHEN

Edit#3: MY SON ISN’T GAY! IN YOUR FACE SOCIETY!

Edit#4: Neville Longbottom you owe me money.

Comments

[wizardchessking]

MUM!

[parental_unit]

YES ICKLE BABY BOY?

Where are you in the house I need to pinch your cheeks.

[pub_wench]

Molly, while I am just as ecstatic as you are that you son is, in fact, straight (at least for now ... I mean you never know with these things) ... would it really be such a bad thing if he weren't?

All the same, fancy meeting up sometime for a celebratory something or other at the Leaky Cauldron? I need a break.

Rosmerta

[parental_unit]

No Rosmerta, if Ron was gay I'd love him just the same.

Though the riding Zacharias' ponies comment had me worried.

I'll come up sometime next weekend.

-Molly.

[wizardchessking]

I never said I was going to ride his horses, or ponies or any type of... anything. I don't know where everyone got that from.

[parental_unit]

I was speaking to your lovely friend Millicent Ronnie, she was telling me about it, going into some detail too. Such a polite girl ... Ravenclaw is she?

Mummy
XxX

[fearless_fear]

Coming straight to you, Molly