And I Must Spork: Maradonia, Part VI

[pariah164]

It's a minispork! For the weekends, when I do sporks, I'll do two chapters a day instead of four. Because my brain needs the break.

Are you ready? I'm so totes ready.

Comments

[db_silverdragon]

OH MY GOD A KITCHEN KNIFE

Joey is like such a rebel for bringing a KITCHEN KNIFE, omg.

My idea of kitchen knife is the kind I butter my sandwiches with, so that passage was infinitely less impressive. Not only that, how can something designed for cutting bread go through a snake and bamboo?

"I will not stay in this dirt anymore until I get 'green' like these trees around me!"

What the fuck.

[pariah164]

The speech was pretty decent up till that line right there. And then I just laughed.

[ext_307723]

I thought about a big kitchen knife too, but I know that you can't just cut through bamboo so easily with a dinky knife like that. That is why they make machetes! But we can't have Joey carrying THAT around cause he would look like a serial killer.
((it would explain his lack of remorse to almost killing his sister.))

[anakinnotvader]

Why is the way to pass the Tresspassing Test to kill the guy who tells you not to trespass? That doesn't make any freaking sense! Couldn't they have just found a different path? I'd say they failed it, but heaven forbid Maya and Joey should ever fail at anything.

[pariah164]

Of course they can't fail! They're the ~*HEROES*~.

[bs_08]

yeah i love that the solution to the trespassing test is to KILL the dude who tells you not to trespass. Isn't that totally un-Christian or am I missing something??

[lady_licht]

Not if it is a snake. Remember, snakes are evil ;)

[duelist_gurl163]

When I saw the title of chapter 18 I instantly thought of "strawberry fields" instead and was all, "you know, a drug-induced hallucination would explain a lot in this book."

Rock on with your great sporking~

[pariah164]

Drugs would probably make this book easier to read, that's for damn sure.

[lady_licht]

Or you get really bad nightmares and hallucinations.

your story

[anonymous]

Its pure dribble. Please stop writing. You are not good at it.

[pariah164]

Not my story. Please read before commenting, kthxbye.

Re: your story

[bs_08]

What story? pariah isn't writing a story, she's sporking one.

and btw, the spork is awesome.

[pariah164]

Oh hi bb. ♥

Thanks for having my back!

[ieatbacon]

XD Wow, Joey's a real winner, isn't he? No inquiries as to *why* they can't pass, no attempts to reason with the guard, or trick him, or distract him, or go around him, or just, y'know, go forward anyways - nope, he jumps straight to decapitation. I wonder what he does when someone says, "Store's closed," or when his grandma's baking cookies and says, "You can't touch those, they're hot." Does he get all stabby then too?

I loooooove your sporking of this! XD You've got way more fortitude than I do, I'd have admitted defeat after the first page... I can't wait for the next bit. ^_^

[pariah164]

Bacoooon *A*

And yay! Your comments (and a lot of tea) are what keep me going. ♥

POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO DUMBASS, PSYCHOTIC BROTHERS.

[bs_08]

grandma - no joey the cookies are hot you can't have one
joey - I have learned during this journey many things and one of these things is that leadership is a privilege and with privilege comes responsibility.
grandma - Joey... what are you doing with that knife dear? now give it to grandma before you hurt yourself...
joey- I have responsibility for myself, my sister, even you, little grandma.
grandma - JOEY PUT DOWN THE KNIFE, you're scaring me!
joey - I will not stay in this dirt anymore until I get 'cookies' like these trees around me!" *plunges knife into grandma's stomach* *passes the cookie test*

[ieatbacon]

XD XD XD XD

I, er, may have just forcibly expelled my beverage from my nose...>.>