I got hit by a fucking car!!!!!!!1

[paridine]

Yup... not MY car...... ME

I got hit walking to walmart by a fucking car.

I flipped in the air..... landed on my ass..

the guy said "dude are you ok???"

I said.. "I got hit by a fucking car"

I walked in the store and baught my game and went home.

My ass hurts.

Comments

[combustible]

welcome to the pinball club... its been a while since i got hit. i think nick has too, but then he was always getting hurt when he wasnt a lazy bastard with that playstation...

hmm....

[darkmerlin]

why do you have to be stealing people's thunder eh?! if poor frank got hit by a bastard let him get his pitty sex ok. no need to mention bring up old shit about how you got hit by a car 10000 years ago k. frank needs all the pitty love he can get, the poor guy is an ugly bastrd k. besides, it doesnt count when its your parents who are the ones who ran you over. OH! hehe. SCHOOLED! hehe. god i love being an asshole.

[combustible]

first of all frank doesnt need anyones help getting laid. he claims he doesnt have any mojo left but i think hes hiding it. second, you on the other hand should go get hit by a bus and maybe then some nymphoid nurse will take pitty on you while you lie there in a full body cast and pop you some viagra to get her freak on.