Like omg...you will never believe what happened to me! This jerk was like selling my sex tape! Thats so not hot! I was like so angry that I told him I was taking it...and not paying for it! Now hes sueing my...thats like not hot! I'm totally hiring Johnnie Cochran or that like guy with the big nose Wynona hired...now shes like...hot...I ( Read more... )

Like, ok...I was totally thinking these like deep thoughts, right? And I like totally thought to myself...like why I am sooooooo glad they didn't legalize gay marriage. I thought like what if I totally got drunk and I like woke up and found out I married like Nicole Richie...that would so not be hot. That would be like totally...ewwwwww. Then I ( Read more... )

Like, ok, Paris Hilton here. I totally think this live journal thing is hot. Computers are like WAY confusing...I didn't know you had the press the little green button to turn it on. Thats like...hot. Oh yeah and me and Nicole Richie like totally went shopping today and we like maxxed out our credit cards and they totally cut them up in front ( Read more... )