I love how simple things make you feel so wonderful.

If it's illegal to sleep for 14 hours during finals week...I just woke up...

(To Be Continued Later)

Confession #1: I'm not really looking forward to this summer.

(Partially written last Wednesday, partially written tonite ( Read more... )

FLIP FLOPS DO NOT "go" with everything!

How you do. How do you? Do do do. Doodoo. Dew. How? You. Ewe. Yew. Ew. Oo wee Ooo. Wow now cow how now brown cow. Pow! Bow, cow. You do doodoo. You how do. Ew--You! Do blue stew. Drew.

Ow, you doh. who yuood. hoy doo wu. woh, do you. who you do. dhooouwy.

Do you how???

It is Sunday night. We have been left to our own devices. Go fucking figure--Sunday nights are always boring ( Read more... )

It seems to me, sometimes, that the people I love just don't know how fucking awesome they are.
I hope you know.

A Valediction: Forbidden MourningAs virtuous men pass mildly away ( Read more... )

So, in the dorm bathrooms here, to flush the toilet, there's a button on the wall about a foot and a half from the ground. Naturally, no one would push this with their hand, but rather just lift their foot up and kick it ( Read more... )