Just received an e-mail from that Tucker guy about my Grixnar problem ( Read more... )

Crap. I have the demons stuck back in the closet for the time being, but this Wells guy hasn't gotten back to me yet...

*dials again*

Hello?

Yes, I'd like to speak to Tucker Wells please.

Yes, I'll hold...

I have to get rid of five demony things by 1PM. It'd be six, but I'm keeping Frank. Damn. This is going to break up the Rat Pack. Oh, well, Jerry was never a member anyway. And Joey was a dork ( Read more... )

Got to the office this morning. Pissy e-mails from Lorne. Still wants to meet with me. Guess I might have to do that.

Then a rustling from the closet in my office... I open it up and there's like, 6 poodle-sized demons on all fours, looking at me like I'm the messiah or something...

And so I ask again, who the HELL had my body yesterday?

Not ( Read more... )

Okay... that was too much fun ( Read more... )

Alright, Ms. Halliwell... you want off the ceiling? I know how to get you down.

*finishes floor painting*
*speaks Latin*
*shiver - shake - blast*
*Rancor rises in the lobby of Wolfram & Hart*

Fluffy? Wanna get Ms. Halliwell off of the ceiling for me?

*evil grin*

Rancor spell prepped. Just have to paint the portal symbol in the lobby and there's going to be a 12 foot tall beastie ravaging Wolfram & Hart.

It's amazing what you can do with the right resources.

My Grixnars are being incredibly lazy. They've caused almost no chaos, and nobody in the building has even noticed them ( Read more... )

Grixnars unleashed. I gave them a little binding fluid so that they'd only respond to my commands, then told them to go out and cause havoc.

I'm keeping a few with me as my own Imperial Guard. They're more than willing to offer up one of their own in sacrifice so I can work on my project...

This is going to be so cool.

Got diverted it was cool. Apparently this Parker guy is worshipped as a god by the female populance. That should be useful info if I have to charm my way past a girl security guard or something. Just so long as I don't blow my cover ( Read more... )