Sleeping under satin sheets is certainly new for me, but I was kind of afraid to move too far in the bed for fear of what I'd find...

*checks under mattress*

Playboy, Penthouse, Girl-on-girl...

This guy is pretty cool.

I have a full day plotted, though, so I need to get dressed now.

Went through this guy's computer files. Completely disorganized. Figures - he uses Windows XP. Loser ( Read more... )

Okay, that was... weird ( Read more... )

Looks like I have the whole day off now... That should give me enough time to prep all of the equipment...

Come on over after five. Bring the handcuffs. I've got the fondue and the drying rack.

Spent today prepping my resumé - it's a good idea even when you have no fear that you're going to be downsized whatsoever, just to get a good gauge on what you've done with your life.

PARKER ABRAMS

3304 Prefect St. #320    Los Angeles, CA 90008    213-555-3832    parker.abrams@wolframhart.net

EDUCATION:
Bachelor of Liberal Arts Degree in History, ( Read more... )

Well. I certainly feel less stressed...

We should do coffee again some time, Harm. That was fun...

//Firewalled Against All Other W&H Employees ( Read more... )

Tried something new with Mr. Gunn's PR-approved entries. I had been called on a lack of credibility earlier by one of the black interns here, something about how nobody talks like that (except the dead, and yeah, going over it, I may have overdone the Phantom Dennis influence JUST a little ( Read more... )

It's Friday night, and I don't have a date...

But I have Wonderfalls, which is a really awesome show with a really hot lead... Hm. Wonder if I could hook up with her at all? Do we have her contact info? Strong chicks are so hot. Especially when they want me.

Things seem to be really slow around here since that evil demon god thing sprouted up in ( Read more... )

Little bitch left his laptop here while he was still logged on. Let's see how you like it, yo ( Read more... )