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[parleverre]

Well. Vacation...did not go exactly how I expected it to.

I feel compelled to remind everyone that I'm not gay. Despite any and all evidence to the contrary.

So...anything interesting happen while I was gone?

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[time4action]

It's kind of your own fault, for letting me pick a place to go =/

...Can you help me peel off these bumper stickers?

[parleverre]

Of course. It's bad for both our reputations for you to be wearing those things.

[time4action]

...Why would it be bad for me?

Aside from getting sticky from the adhesive, that is.

[parleverre]

The rainbows are...ah...a little flamboyant.

[slyozyspryach]

We had a jail break.

[parleverre]

Oh, for the love of...the wall-breaker?

[slyozyspryach]

Yeah, apparently one of the newcomers found out about her and "rescued" her.

[parleverre]

Great...I leave for a few days and something like this happens.

[of_crimson_joy]

Of course people will think you're gay...Ninety-five percent of this town is!

[parleverre]

Well, I happen to be in the five percent that isn't.

[cubi_cookies]

Really? 'cause that looks like hot guys on your mind to me.

[parleverre]

Not because I want them, because that's all there was!

...Who are you, anyway?

[cubi_cookies]

Uh-huh. Suuuuuuuure.

Don't suppose you'll take the cliche of "my name is not important"?

[parleverre]

That's generally not a good enough response. Especially when you're talking to a cop.

[yeux_demeraude]

... Nothing I could possibly say would make your situation any more humorous than it already is.

[parleverre]

You know, Ray, I've learned not to be bothered by your mockery.