That tea wore off everyone days ago.

...

So how come I still can't stop thinking about her?

...Well. That was interesting. But at least it wasn't Ray this time.  How come every time this happens, I never get to be on top?

( Filtered to Une, hackable )

 ...My computer.

........RAY.

Honestly! Are you really that desperate for my attention? There are other ways of getting it, you know.

((Noir caught wind of Sol's 'adventures' on vacation and took the liberty of decorating his desktop, among other things, with gay porn. XD))

Well. Vacation...did not go exactly how I expected it to.

I feel compelled to remind everyone that I'm not gay. Despite any and all evidence to the contrary.

So...anything interesting happen while I was gone?

 The wall-punching girl has been apprehended.
There aren't any rowdy tourists or wayward travelers.

No one is fighting in the streets, blowing up buildings, or turning into random things.

Can it be? Can I finally take my vacation?

...Who the hell am I asking? I'm the boss around here! Or one of them, at least. Bee! Road trip!

Well. It seems I owe an apology to the entire female population of Flamingo Heights.

...And several of the men as well.

What the fuck, yo? L'il cracka be pushin' me in the pool... you best back the hell up, this my vacation, I ain't tryin' to get no swimmin' lessons ( Read more... )

Bee? What's going on? Who's this purple guy? And where's Scorponok?

Edit: Oh for the love of...hasn't this city had enough explosions?

7 July, 2008

Dear Journal,

Damn these flashy theives...I swear, they're worse than Noir. Noir at least isn't quite so blatant about seeking attention. It was bad enough that the Walmart exploded on my day off...can't I take a break in peace?

I think I need a vacation.

2 July, 2008 ( Read more... )