Ummm, I swear I'm not a paranoid conspiracy-theorist. Just looked at that entry down there and cringed. Probably the result of some vodka-soaked Howard Zinn reading. You know how it is, I'm sure. But at least I've learned something; never read socialist while drinking vodka. That's how revolutions start.

wanna know how stupid-drunk I am? I'm so stupid drunk I just lit a cigarette backwards. Here I was, lighting the cigarette filter end out, wondering why the fuck it wasn't working right, and then I realized that I had pieces of tobacco in my mouth. "Tommy," I thought, " you're a fucking genius. The only way you could possibly improve this situation ( Read more... )

don't upgrade your cell-phones; federal agents can use application downloading software on newer nextel model phones and the motorola razr to listen to your conversations ( Read more... )

Well would you look at that.

hot tears fell to my hands

a window open but empty

gray sky made the years beautiful

until my soul was free

Damn you and your mandates!

Snow keeps piling up and Killing
flowers. that hurts my head.
to crawl inside a spinefish.
to move its mouth. to bet and to
win. i miss my mother's arms and
the soda farm where i broke my
hand.i fit the wrong way in and
i'm liking it. but i wanted a kiss.
i fall in. it's automatic. i crawl.
this kid was ( Read more... )

nevermind, it doesn't work anymore.

Yawnee puttered around a little, put a Hayden CD in the ( Read more... )

Tommy, Your ideal job is a God for everyone.

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Thats why I'm allowed to fall asleep at 6:30. In front of my computer. Because prophesy is on my side, bitches.