stupid dog ate her poop again then walked in the house and licked my face-
then she gave me the finger, laughed at me, and sauntered off.

unreal.

so yeah, i went running today and yesterday with puppy on the beach ( Read more... )

the Pope is dead.
Lame, i had money on april 8 and april 11, so now i dont win the four dollar pool.

So i was reading the new cosmo the other day while waiting for my chemistry lab to start, when i read a column in the "ask him anything" column that made me stop reading immediately and write an angry letter ( Read more... )

tv has become mind blowingly foolish....

http://community.webshots.com/user/theparr

so yeah ( Read more... )

I've now been massaged on three continents, in order of preference ( Read more... )

less than one week and i am on a plane to Beijing ( Read more... )