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[part_enemy]

To all the guys (and girls) on campus:

There's this new girl, she has crabs.  Be careful, I hear they're gigantic.

Comments

[voices_voices]

Why is this a problem? I like crabs, they taste good!

Oh, wait, you mean those crabs... 0_o

[part_enemy]

They're so big, she needs a leesh just to make sure they don't get other people.

[alluring_deceit]

Yay for crabs! I love crabs! Her crabs sound a lot like mine :D I have crabs too; maybe our crabs can play together! Well, I don't know if Mortimer wants to play with other crabs. Oo He's a little jealous of other failed biological experiments. >.> But I guess they can play with Fred! She's nice. Oooh, no humping though. :x We don't want them to breed~

[part_enemy]

...I was talking about yours. Keep them away from me, I don't want to catch anything from them.

((OOC: Hope you don't mind the joke, he's kind of mean XD))

[alluring_deceit]

Kweh? You can't catch anything from my crabs. You can't even catch my crabs. What in the world could you possibly be talking about?

((OOC: No, I don't mind at all.))

[kuja_sama]

((OOC: Wow XD!))