Why Breast Feeding?

[partakeof_nate]

After long pondering about who first breast-fed thier baby and finding no answers, I give you this:

What came first? The tits or the babies?

-Nate

Comments

[kehpropg13]

I love you.

[g_stefani702]

i love you.
and I'm hotter. so I win still.

[smithesquire]

if tits came first, then thank God for tits.
if babies came first, then thank God for the babies that caused tits.

end.

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[differencebetwn]

We're ALL FUCKED!

[sexysexist]

I think tits came first, before everything, before the egg man.

Tits created the known universe...
and Tits sparked the exploration for cooler unknown pairs of tits (i.e. green tits, blue tits, 3 tits (Total Recall), One Titty, Square Tits, etc.)

If it weren't for Tits history would not be the same, we would all be running around in a garden. We would all be naked dudes jerking off the snakes but not touching the apples, and that is no way to live I must say. Without Tits what would be the point of living?