Me: *in mai showerz, washin my hairz* Postman: *knocks like a knocking thing* Me: WTF? *stop shower* Postman: *mor knockingz* Me: ACK OMGWTFROBE! *runs and grabs robe and goes to door blind and wet* Postman: I has package...OMG you are wet in a robe. Me: Yeah, okay, package. Postman: You sign for it. Me: shitz. *signs little paper with left hand* Robe: I slips! Boob: Freedoms! *tries to bust free, pun intended* Me: ACK NO *grab* BAD TITTIE NO FONDLE. Postmans: I wants to have convo about there being no apartments number on the box. Me: YAH OK GTFOff my porch! Postman: *ogle* Me: -_- Door: *close* Me: ACK. Mine shower is over.
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-nate
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FRIEND ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH.
-greta-
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I am in a community called metaquotes. When I saw this, I immediately thought of you. The original post is http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/5720300.html.
So I just nearly flashed the postman.
Me: *in mai showerz, washin my hairz*
Postman: *knocks like a knocking thing*
Me: WTF? *stop shower*
Postman: *mor knockingz*
Me: ACK OMGWTFROBE! *runs and grabs robe and goes to door blind and wet*
Postman: I has package...OMG you are wet in a robe.
Me: Yeah, okay, package.
Postman: You sign for it.
Me: shitz. *signs little paper with left hand*
Robe: I slips!
Boob: Freedoms! *tries to bust free, pun intended*
Me: ACK NO *grab* BAD TITTIE NO FONDLE.
Postmans: I wants to have convo about there being no apartments number on the box.
Me: YAH OK GTFOff my porch!
Postman: *ogle*
Me: -_-
Door: *close*
Me: ACK. Mine shower is over.
And thus was my joy with the post. Damn post.
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