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parthymon

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Dec 24, 2007 09:35

Dear Mr. Splenda,

You're a fucking idiot. First you ask me what a snickerdoodle latte is. Then you fucking ruin it by added splenda to it before you sip it. You stupid cunt. You're going to miss all that's cool about life. I hope you enjoy your large, $5 latte that is now ruined by splenda. Because 3 oz of syrup isn't enough for you. Asshole.

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locopuff December 24 2007, 16:16:27 UTC

ahaaha, barista hell. I used to work the cafe in Borders, although we didn't have a lot of special drinks. I was always annoyed by the nonfat decaf soy mocha ladies. THERE IS CAFFEINE IN THE CHOCOLATE, YOU TWATS.

parthymon December 24 2007, 16:58:51 UTC

AHAHA, I used to work in the cafe at Borders too! All hail the Kahlua Mocha! I'm actually at work now, had to vent. Stay tuned later, I think I'm going to post an excerpt from what might be a novel, for now called "English Major Reviews Porn"

locopuff December 24 2007, 17:05:24 UTC

Oh, excellent. I, in fact, facilitate porn acquisition. It is my job. I also enjoy porno, and I watched about eight hours of it yesterday. Yes, it was because Gabe was trying to determine what would be white elephant gifts and what he would keep, but the very dubious nature of porno is what I love.

I am looking forward to your porn reviews!

parthymon December 24 2007, 17:18:27 UTC

I'm curious as to what you do because the reason I wrote that review was because I was submitting a real, 200-word or less review of a kink video for a kink website which is part of a larger porn distributor based in Charlotte that I'm trying to work for. Irony, no? First Borders and now this? We're like on the same wavelength, it's just that the west coast makes you're gentials different :-p

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iwishedforyou December 25 2007, 03:07:23 UTC

I wanted to write so many letters just like this. Like:

Dear Lady with the ugly scarf and big lips,

Every time you come in, you order a chai tea latte. Then predictively, five minutes later you bring it to me and tell me that this is not a chai latte and that Starbucks is much better and that you want your money back. Forgive me for not giving you a refund the third time this happened, after you drank most all of it, as usual. Cunt.

The barista with the stain on her sleeve

slavealexiss October 6 2008, 08:24:33 UTC

Buahaha.
People are very funny :)