Here's a little sample. Some have said that I should write a novel of erotica in this style ( Read more... )

Dear Mr. Splenda,

You're a fucking idiot. First you ask me what a snickerdoodle latte is. Then you fucking ruin it by added splenda to it before you sip it. You stupid cunt. You're going to miss all that's cool about life. I hope you enjoy your large, $5 latte that is now ruined by splenda. Because 3 oz of syrup isn't enough for you. Asshole.

Have I ever mentioned that I love Frank Castle?


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Comeuppance! COMEUPPANCE I SAY! So, here's the skinny ( Read more... )

In case you somehow possibly missed it (I know some didn't bother to actually watch the colbert report after the daily show announcement last night), Stephen Colbert is running for president in South Carolina. I'm being totally serious here. Now listen, I know a lot people in South Carolina and, if you aren't one yourself (I'm looking at you Lizzy ( Read more... )

I'm sitting here at work and weaving chainmail. I love this place. ;)

I think I'm going to burst with unholy Atheist rage ( Read more... )

Ok kids, new day, new rant. This one is less specific to an actual event and more a generality on some things I've seen recently. This post is about selfish-centrism. Off the top of my head, I can think of so many people that are so concerned with themselves, it is sickening ( Read more... )

Ok, see. I was having a nice day; pleasant really. I'm at the cafe and we're really slow. I'm really hard up for money this week and need some tips in that bowl, but I figure that if we're going to be slow, we're going to be slow, and I should enjoy it. Read the interwebs and my book, enjoy a nice cup of coffee, etc ( Read more... )

I've always known that it is impossible to let someone in without giving them the power to crush you, but does it have to happen every time? Can no one be trusted with the fragility of my emotions without having to crush them? Can they never be appreciated for what they are and not shattered the moment they are finally given ( Read more... )