Mordhoss

[party_likker]

Swear t'god this place is bigger than Texas. More Dracular like than Texas. Nevah thought Ah'd be enjoyin' hangin' round with ah metally manh, but that Skwishgar is alright. Bets gettin' face's full O'sexwually warrior body spray. Ah made mah self comfortable in un O'those party likker closets.  Think ah scared t'crap outta their cook - tried t'

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[party_likker]

Purty shore yew'd all die if yew up 'n' tried tah eat meh! Wooo! Cuyler-Brand is too tuff!

[dan_halen]

You over-estimate yourself, Early. With a little water, you practically melted in my arms!

Remember?

[monarch_the]

More like Dracular? What? That's not a place. I don't think that's even a word.

[pale_valentine]

I believe that's country-squid slang for vampires...

[monarch_the]

Either way it makes no sense.

...Not that I should be surprised or anything.

[party_likker]

DRUCULARS! SONH! Them bloody sucky sonsabitches. Places wut like they owns.

[toki_candy]

Don'ts make Jean-Pierre mad! We needs him. We cant's cook nothing, and we all goes hungry if he don'ts make food!

...also, maybe trys to find Nathan's room? He gots a holes lot of the naked-ladies pictures, I think. He don'ts really like sharing, though. And he hit real hard when he get mad. Maybe you gets him drunk and then asks?

[party_likker]

Hell, Ah dun even know where t'bathroom is in this place!

[space_viking]

Theres is box of wheaties in back of pantry, Is the one with 2007 florida basketball team on it. Nathan hides a couples of titty mags in there. Dont bend the pages.

[toki_candy]

...aww, nots in the wheaties! I likes wheaties. Why he gots to ruin that?

[space_viking]

use the box with swimming guy on it. and yous better not be puts so much sugar on them anymores. Jean-pierres watches you, makes us alls usings Splenda. Thanks a lot.

[toki_candy]

But they don'ts taste good without the sugars! Is all crunchy and dry and wheaty. And splenda taste real gross...maybe I hides the sugar, he don'ts notice?

[number_21]

Danger, drinking aaaand porn? Awww lucky. I've been trying to collect sick days and take the Dethklok tour of Mordhaus for months.

[party_likker]

Dun yew gotta pay like.. sum bunches of money fer that? Purty glad ah got in fer free. Ah have connectionfications.