THE PENIS
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>I, the Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the
>following reasons:
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>I do physical labor.
>I work at great depths.
>I plunge head first into everything I do.
>I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
>I work in a damp enviornment.
>I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
>I work in high temperatures.
>My work exposes me
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