person: so, what are you giving up for lent?
me: ...my lungs

$$pay day bitches$$

i guess you can say i've been fairly buisy these past few days ( Read more... )

today sucks. i wish i was fucked up ( Read more... )

Leftover Crack Show was the fucking shit ( Read more... )

i am high. well, not really high.. but definatly not sober. im wearing sunglasses in my house and its 8 pm. haha. i think thats why its hard to see. hold on im puting on my glasses..OMG ITS SO BRIGHT! AHHHHHHHH! I CAN SEEEEE ( Read more... )

AHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dont fuck with me bitch

you'll be sorry

oh, and stop making shit up that you saw me egg your house. theres no way crack head, SINCE IT WASNT ME
AND THATS THE FUNNIEST PART OF ALL
HA!!!!

I always fall asleep when im fucked up and it gets dark. i guess the darkness makes me close my eyes without me noticing. but yeah ryan pointed it out, that if you say "hey, natalies passed out" ill spaz and open my eyes and say " huh .. no im not.." and then ill close my eyes again in 2 min. hahaha but really, im not passed out cause im ( Read more... )

Im bored. Yesterday i spent all day in my room doing my god damned history hw. Damn... everyone cheated so bad on kellers test. mwahaha. guess who got an A...ME! Ms.Bowin (or however you spell her name) is so retarded, i love it ( Read more... )

HAPPY B-DAY ERIC

PARTY AT MY HOUSE,

THIS SAT, SEPTEMBER 18

BYOB

my boobs are big. i like them a lot.