Since when is a bachelor's degree worth the equivalent to a 3-bedroom house in a metropolitan suburb? Did this happen all of a sudden, or has it been this way for years? And when is someone besides me going to just stand up and say, "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" and walk away from it? Say what you want, but I'm going to stand behind this: the most exclusive ( Read more... )

I tell you, it feels pretty cool going to bed at nine o'clock at night and being unemployed. I feel like an 18-year-old housewife ( Read more... )

Guilt What is yours? Explain yourself Culinary: Lately? Eggs.
They're best cooked two ways: 1) scrambled and doused in soy sauce, and 2) fried over easy and consumed with fervor. Much, much love.
Literary: The Living Section of The Oregonian I don't know why I care what my horoscope is, or what the comics are, or which celebrities are doing ( Read more... )

So pretty much, how cool would it be if there existed a little 24-hour café in downtown Portland called "Scarlet Begonias" (after the Grateful Dead song, of course!) where they served amazing fair-trade coffee and tea and homemade ice cream and cookies and cakes and pies... and all of the chocolate was fair-trade, and everything was perfect and ( Read more... )

I´m in El Salvador, safe and happy. Missing Andrew an awful lot. If you want to get any e-mails from me and you haven´t already received one, just leave me a comment with your e-mail address and I´´ll tack you on to my ëveryone¨ list. And I´m sorry about the little errors in this, this keyboard is fucked up.

Love,
Me

Hey all, I LEAVE ON FRIDAY AFTERNOON!!! I'll be gone for like, five months with only one small three-week break back home, so if you want to hang out tomorrow morning is our last chance... I'm going out to breakfast at this fantastic CASH-ONLY restaurant on Barbur, and everyone's invited! Meet at my house at ten Friday morning, and we'll caravan on ( Read more... )

Shitdamn Christmas really snuck up on me this year! I still have two bathrooms to clean, a shower to take, and three gifts to wrap- double you tee eff?!?!

Andrew loved everything, I think I have something Carissa might like, and I happen to know that my mom got me the most amazing swimsuit to ever exist. So I'm ecstatic.

:)

And as a sidenote, I understand that my icon contains grammatical errors. I am not stupid. I am, however, a sucker for the word "rad" and the color pink. So please resist the urge to be a pretentious fuckwit... Instead, be rad. And someday we will hug.

Guess what happened today! I went to the mall with someone wonderful and bought the most amazing White Elephant gift to ever come into existence, and then I came home and what did I find in my little pile of mail? A sponsorship packet from PlanUSA, because Andrew is the most amazing boyfriend on the face of the fucking planet and he sponsored a ( Read more... )

I am seriously out of my fucking mind, but I like that everything just kind of comes together for me... It's nice ( Read more... )