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For my birthday. We all went to Sandcastle. It was the first time I ever went to a waterpark. It sure as hell won't be the last. The shit ruled. I went down this one super steep slide and by the time I reached the bottom. My swim shorts were about a mile high up my ass crack. When I finally ripped the cloth from my buttcheeks I ( Read more... )

Wham Bam Pam and I had a head on collison at Roller Derby last week. My helmet flew off!@#$@% So my coach said that unless I get a new helmet I can't skate. That sunday I won the $35 pot in poker. That covered my dues for June and I should be getting birthday money from my mama soon ( Read more... )

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There will be a high of 57% (yes, that is a degree symbol ;P) AWESOME ( Read more... )

My cats are constantly making out. They're brothers. I think they are decendants of Shang Tsung. At night they crawl up to my face and place their tiny cat mouths on my mouth. I saw a white haired balding man on the street today. He was blowing snot rockets on the sidewalk. He really put his whole body into it. Then he walked past me the way speed ( Read more... )

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The past few weeks have been pretty cool. Caustic Christ / Municipal Waste show with Assly proved to be most excellent. It reminded me of the good ol days! On the way home we pulled over so I could pee. I climbed up this huge hill and pissed behind a tree. I kept looking around the side of it to make sure no one was looking. Like a bunch of 30 year ( Read more... )

I rode a bicycle through south philly saturday. By the time Drew and I reached the restaraunt I sat hands shakey and ass bruised. Nonetheless, IT RULED. The mere brushes with DEATH gave me an adrenaline rush I haven't felt in a long time ( Read more... )