"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what's for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."

--Ben Franklin, 1756

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John Leguizamo and David Spade both turned 41 today. Scary to think those guys (a) share a birthday and (b) are only three and a half years older than I am.

...AND...

Texas has the most hockey teams of any state in the union. (I'm assuming they're including AHL teams in that count.)

Texas, of all places.

What the puck.

What do you call a hitman with a short life expectancy?

A limited time offer.

"If you don't know Harold and the Purple Crayon, you can't be a real G."

--JR Smith, New Orleans Hornets

I'm really digging 101 Even Bigger Celebrity Oops! on E! Hilarious stuff.

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