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[pasunepipe]

Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground

My favorite part:

It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.

Comments

[natsruk]

It must have tasted more 'pure'...you know... like a stream full of salmon... ehhe

[alicetiara]

That is a terrible analysis of the events. Rainier is not a local ale. It is a local piss poor cheap beer. I quite like it, but I drink PBR Lite and have a limited palette. There is no difference in quality between Rainier and Busch, no difference in price, just a little difference in taste. For the record I prefer Rainier.

[pasunepipe]

Perhaps it was a hipster bear?

[sleestak]

:) *chortle*