Drinking Habits

[patchbag84]

First semester when I got drunk I wold become my alter ego...Black Preacher! I would talk like a black preacher and try to save people eternal souls. The only catch is that the only way to get saved is to stare into my hairy, naked ass and ask for forgiveness

Comments

[j9caf]

As you very well know, I freestyle rap and dive into pools of spaghetti when I am drunk. I only called a crapload of people one time. Other than that, I have no other consistencies when I drink, but then I again, I don't drink that often. Anyways, nice to see you writing again. I'll catch you in G Ville on the 17th for a little HWM.

D-Caff

[anonymous]

i vomit. :(
-Ravyn

[gregkash]

go read my journal for my response, if you want.

[lookatmeimagirl]

SPLENDID!

hmm

[anonymous]

If ur giving Greg shit, ur a fuckin morron. Ok he ways alot more then 138, and it fuckin hurts when he sits on u! Leave him the fuck alone dick face. Ur only half the man he is, and im not talkin about size of the body. Im talkin about size of the heart. When it comes down to it, hes the shit... so take a big fucking whiff assfuck!
-angerrrred

Re: hmm

[patchbag84]

What the fuck? Stop reading into what I say. I didn't say anything about his weight. I have no idea what he weighs. I don't even remember what he looks like.

Michael Buffer, the most famous boxing announcer ever, says that when the boxers enter the ring. I would love to hear that one day. I want our match to be video taped and have someone announcing each of us in that Michael Bufferesque way, as run into the ring.

What's with all the name calling. I say nothing offensive. Yet you try to transfer your unfounded anger to me. For why? Lighten up.

Besides even if I give Greg shit he's not gonna take it.

Re: hmm

[anonymous]

maybe its his mom!