My new address is:

FN Patch, Jeffrey D
Class 518A
Nav. Nuc. Power Training Com.
101 NNPTC Circle
Goose Creek, SC 29445-6324

Send all you naked pictures there. I should be a 24 hour AIM user again in a week or two.

...America Online that is. I find out this morning that AOL has been charging me for their shitty internet for the past two months. When I call to get my refund I get a computer. After the usual crap, I talk to something even worse. A fucking outsourced mindless Indian customer service rep. Every single one, I talked to three, straining to ( Read more... )

The night before the big hurricane I had a series of vivid dreams.
( ) are my interpretations.

( Transition Home With Lost Potential )

I guess I'm stealing surveys from looKatmEimagirL and doing them because I am bored out of my mind and don't work again until Friday.

What does that make me?

( I am a loser )

I can't believe I just did this and am actually posting it.

(x) - you've done
(_) - you haven't done

( Survey Says... )

...but fellas listen closely.

This one comes with optional visual stimulation.
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You feel the rustling of your bed and look over surprised.  He is kneeling at your side watching you with a small smile.  How long has he been there? A minute? An hour?  You open your mouth, about to ( Read more... )

These are the memories of my most recent trip to North Coralina.

( The North Carolina Memoirs )

Well, I got my hands on the new Bad Religion album, The Empire Strikes First, two months early and just as expected it kicks ass. It's too hard to pick out a favorite song as I've only listened to it once and every song is so good I get chills. No written description can do Bad Religion justice ( Read more... )

Lately my dreams have taken a violent turn and the best thing is I remember them. (real life background in parentheses ( Read more... )