Hello everyone. *Licks* *Wags*

Life here with my humans is still the same. I can get plenty of treats from mintogrubb, but I still haven't got lilagrubb trained. She's a very difficult human, she still won't share her food with me.

Talking of lilagrubb, now she says she has found out that I'm about as much poodle as border collie. I don't know how it works, but she stuck ( Read more... )

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I didn't know humans could herd cats, but I'm better at it than any human.

A man came and took away the old carpet and put a new one in our front room. I don't know why my humans let him, it smells all new and horrible. The other one smelled much better. I peed on it to try to make it smell better, then Lila came along and made the bit I'd improved smell like cleaning stuff. Then she said something about putting a black ( Read more... )

Typical. There's a story about a dog and a primate, and guess who gets all the attention? It's not as if the primate's the one doing all the work.

There's a strange dog on the other side of my garden fence! How dare he! Anything I can see, hear or smell from my house or garden is my territory! I didn't mind the dog who used to be there so much, she was there since she was a puppy, so I got used to her. But her humans have gone and taken her with them and other humans have come with this dog. ( Read more... )

Woof! It's a dogs life, I tell you ( Read more... )

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Some more men came this morning. These men didn't ruin my home, they put in a new window ledge to replace the one the other man ruined yesterday. I like this one better than the old one, this one's made of stone, so when I'm at my lookout scaring off invaders I won't scratch it and get told off. I need a stone windowledge because I'm such a big, ( Read more... )

I've got a window in the front room where I can stand and look out at the street. It's low enough for me to see out. I need it to do my job, I can see cats, dogs and anyone else who might invade, so I bark at them and they usually go away. There used to be a windowledge there. It was rather scratched, well, what do they expect when I am barking and ( Read more... )

My humans wouldn't do anything so stupid

Would they?