Gacked from my humans.

[patchgrubb]

1. Comment to this entry with a post you think would be totally out of character for me - something I'd never talk about, never discuss, never say, anything. It has to be completely out of character.

2. Post this in your own journal.

Comments

[lilagrubb]

Lila took me to the Country Park for a long run this morning. Doesn't she know I hate going there? I'd much rather stay home. I saw some rabbits there, but I couldn't be bothered to chase them.
I hope Lila gives me a bath soon. I love baths! Much more fun than splashing in muddy water! I hate getting muddy.
Oh, goody! I'm going to the vet soon for my injection! I can't wait, I love the vet!

[patchgrubb]

Vet?!?! Injection?!?!

*Hides*

[ravenbrenna]

*ahem*

Today my humans totally tore up the yard. It's lovely. I love all this dirt and lack of grass. I could roll around on this lovely, beautiful dirt bed all day. And look, the hoover! Yay!

[patchgrubb]

Actually, I like rolling in dirt. They wouldn't let roll in the dirt when the hoovers ate the grass. I hate hoovers!

[_dribbler_]

"i am aloof"

(i can't imagine you saying that, Patch. not ever.)

[patchgrubb]

I'm not a loof, I'm a dog. I don't even know what a loof is!

You should do this meme.

[lilagrubb]

Meeeeooooowwwwww!!!!!

[patchgrubb]

Grrrrrrr!!!!!!!