I hate baths!

[patchgrubb]

Lila has bottles of stuff that she puts on to make her smell the way she wants to smell. It's not to my taste, but do I complain? I like snuggling up to her however she smells

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[ladyjp]

Poor Patch but I think you deserve it, things that smell nice to you don't smell nice to humans!

[patchgrubb]

But this was pure, fresh horse pooh! Beautiful stuff. Obviously made with fresh green grass that was well chewed! Extremely aromatic to say the least!! Excellent!!! - I have rarely come across anything this fragrant before and just *had* to roll in it!
Then she takes me home and washes it all off! I am heartbroken!

[patchgrubb]

I can tell you've got good taste. You'd let me snuggle up to you when I'm wearing horse poo fragrance, wouldn't you?

[patchgrubb]

*Takes cookie*

*Snuggles up to you*