Clearly it's a good thing I gave up weed a few years ago- I don't need it. I just spent 20 minutes imagining buying a store-bought graham cracker or oreo pie crust and filling it with ice cream for easy ice cream pie. Oh goooooooood... Ice cream piiiiiiiie. I drooled on myself.
Yeah, it doesn't hurt that I haven't eaten all day.
based on the amount of swearing and thumping around from the other room, I'm going to guess that either the Giants are playing right now and losing, or my roommate's mom died.