Saddam Hussein: Call me Ismael. [news.yahoo.com]

...to me. [sniffle]

Does anyone else know what Yo La Tengo song I themed my page for?

Dearest Jana,
Your inbred attempt at a cruel bon mot betrays your true heart of darkness; but your brutal style rather resembles that of one who speaks English as a third language, my Joevial Comrad.
Yea, let us parry about the checkered board with King Homer and Queen Marge and Naive Bart. I shall lull you into subservient, rub-my-doggy-belly ( Read more... )

the good prof noam says i'm the green joe stalin
cuz i always dishin poli-trac[t/k]s from my duma up in ha'lem
wastin the czar's solidiahs with mah mouse clicks
now my pointer's gone to ashcroft, cuz i like tan chicks

i collect-called you cuz i think you're fly ( Read more... )

procedure self_cnsc
   c = "Thinking of "
   while brain.ssri == 0
      c = c + "thinking of "
   end while
   c = c + "it."
   return(c)
end self_cnsc

fascismman: is "terror" that much more euphonic than "terrorism"? if the white house publicists start calling it "barley biscuits", will the media follow suit?
limepi: I love how Bush doesn't believe in evolution or abortion, but genetically modified foods are just dandy with him.
fascismman: no response from the yale web site! they got the ( Read more... )

There has been an explosion in New Haven, at the Yale law school. Details are sketchy so far. Wow.

I had my first persistent mental block in second grade. Back then we had a cache of handouts and workbook pages to complete at our desks every morning. I was a bright kid, a fine student, generally first or second or third in my class of 20 to finish. It was some months into the school year when I faltered. I failed to complete my work every day, ( Read more... )

My discrete math course is in jeopardy. The instructor failed to show for the first two classes, the equivalent of a week's lecture hours. The search is on for a new teacher. Out of the five students registered, two declared today that they would migrate to linear or calculus. So even if a new teacher can be found soon, a newly reduced ( Read more... )