Comments | pathos_bill: 1. Autobiographical 2. Fiction 3. Wood- cork

pathos_bill

1. Autobiographical 2. Fiction 3. Wood- cork

Feb 25, 2003 16:43

My creative writing class was assigned a flash fiction project. Here's what I wrote.

The SummonsOne Tuesday night, N. came home to find a summons in the mail. The charge was "Harassing Phone Calls". N. thought it vaguely strange and funny, and he dismissed it as a bizarre accident that would quickly resolve itself in court, if it even got that ( Read more... )

Comments 2

funny, that. choochela February 25 2003, 17:52:13 UTC

i recieved three "wrong number" calls in a row on sunday morning. is Noah female? this voice was femmetoned, but I still think it was you. However, these tactics of harrassment do not work on me! I love to answer the phone while I am asleep, it allows me to say things like, "help me, sleeping boy!" and only have a vauge recollection of doing so.

( ... )

frustrated pathos_bill February 27 2003, 13:44:59 UTC

NC uncaps his lipstick.
JP: Hello?
NC: Sorry, wrong number.
NC applies the lipstick and dials again.
JP: Hello?
NC: Sorry, wrong number.
NC presses redial and reaches for the douche dispenser.
JP: Hullo?
NC: Sorry, wrong number.
JP: Is this you, Noah?
NC: That was a work of fiction. Don't you take me seriously as an artist?