I've never been associated with a prostitution ring.
I've never sucked off or been sucked off by an intern.
I've never sent someone I don't know (or someone I do know) to a war.
I've never had a slush fund ( well a jar with $40.00 in change and one with $30.00 worth of pennies)
I've never accepted a bribe (I might consider it but only for something
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