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[patientmd]

Look at that. Summer's over.

If anymore students wander into the infirmary complaining of "ferocious papercuts", you all can go right ahead and ask Haus for assistance. He'll be glad to help, I'm sure.

(And for the record, papercuts heal quicker if you just let them be, rather than forcing me to mend them while you skive off class.)

- Voigt.

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[rubikscomplex]

Say, Voigt, do you know if amputations are an accepted treatment for papercuts?

Oh well. If I don't know any better, I guess it's okay.

[patientmd]

Are any of the cuts infected? If yes, then amputation is probably the best course of action.

[rubikscomplex]

I haven't a clue. Perhaps I should follow up with a lumbar puncture and biopsy the finger before concluding that all tests were inconclusive and chopping off the finger anyway.

Maybe the whole hand, just to be safe.

[patientmd]

Why stop there? What if infection's spread to the entire forearm?