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Just so everyone is clear, my preferred course of treatment for papercuts happens to be amputation. And you know how busy doctors are. If we don't have time to be as accurate as we possibly can, you might end up losing a forearm. Or we might cut it off at the shoulder to prevent further infection. We're very concerned with safety, if not medical ( Read more... )

( Survey, since there's only so much to do in here )

Hello, sick people! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregor Haus; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of two healers staffing in the hospital wing. Madame Pomphrey is off on official business for the nurses' union, because let's face it, nurses don't get paid enough to help people like you. So ( Read more... )