Never Trust Doctors

[rubikscomplex]

Hello, sick people! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregor Haus; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of two healers staffing in the hospital wing. Madame Pomphrey is off on official business for the nurses' union, because let's face it, nurses don't get paid enough to help people like you. So

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[rubikscomplex]

No need to be so formal, please, call me Dr. Haus. Though, if you expect me to remember yours, I might suggest a name tag.

I can tell already that it's going to be super fun.

[poison_infrench]

Wait, wait...Pomphrey's gone? As in gone?

Then I'll be the first to welcome you to the staff. I'm Professor Delame, Arithmancy. and I owe you an expensive bottle of wine

[rubikscomplex]

No, no, the other gone. Like Puerto Rican.

Good to meet you. Well, this should be interesting. I'm sure as hell not going to stop you.

[poison_infrench]

Ah. Right.

Nice to meet you too. It should, I guess. Long story. Still owe you wine.

[rubikscomplex]

Excellent. Nothing like getting boozed up to really make a new job interesting.

[rubikscomplex]

No, I snuck up on her and locked her in the closet. She's a biter.

[rubikscomplex]

Just Vicodin. Why, don't like crippled, irresponsible drug addicts? The drugs don't make me high, they make me neutral.

What a coincidence, I was hoping the same thing.

[rubikscomplex]

Who's to say you can't do both? I am that good. You will never know.

My hope can coexist with your reality just fine.

[newmoony]

YES!!!1! Hello and welcome. Nice to meet you.