So Joe got arrested today for 3 counts of robbery.

His bail is $90,000.

We have to pay $9,000.

Can't really afford it right now.

He's gonna go to prison.

I never thought he'd ever fuck up this bad.

i dont know if these are accurate, i need feedback. oh and im fuckin bored


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i spent the entire morning with the misses. i thoroughly enjoyed it but as i took her to work she forgot that she had to make an appointment for a behind the wheel.and then i remembered i was supposed to remind her. god i fucked up.


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im breaking my code of silence because this is just to fuckin funny, well the second one not the first one

and the second one made me fuckin cry, cuz you know what, im gonna do it

I like how i fucked this thing up. its pretty kewl

Which internet subculture do I belong to? [CLICK]

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why the hell does everyone seem all negative. i mean if im chipper you guys better fuckin be like pingin off the walls from bein so damn happy. oh well. sooooooo, last night was pretty rad, watchin that movie in zachs car with that kick ass stereo and me being way to high to comprehend the situation made me thnk i was actually in the movie. it was ( Read more... )

fuck you. yeah thats a good way to start it. i like that. fuck you! its gets ya goin. i just cut open my bug bight and it fuckin itches like the bitches. and frankly you know whos fault it is. those damn jamaicans, with them beady little eyes, and white teeth; you know they have a thirst for blood. bastards. so as it were i feel im going insane; or ( Read more... )

I think everytime i go to taang i get a fuckin gem. last night we cruised down there and i got anti-heros' american pie. this is a good fuckin band. Last time i went i got totally exploited from, yep, the exploited. everyone was gay and said it sounded like shit, but you guys can go fuck yourself i fuckin like it. i mean cmon 6 bux for a cd with 27 ( Read more... )

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Whew Friday was a good time. We decided to have our first jam session with Chris and to my surprise he ( Read more... )