If I were some sort of liberal arts or math student, I would do my graduate thesis on the science of peoples' perceptions and mindsets of favorite flavors in a group of assorted x. Examples being skittles, starburst, and what brought this preponderance up- jellybeans ( Read more... )

So much for the invisible hand of capitalism according to Bush. "Whatever the economy needs us to do, we [Federal government] will do it ( Read more... )

Well, things are beginning to take shape. My career as a student of a higher learning institution are rapidly drawing to a close. Starting on the 17th, I will have roughly 7 weeks remaining. Then I will have my two degrees and won't have to deal with classes and all that accompanies them ever again ( Read more... )

So, I thought grad school wasn't as bad as normal college for the first 3 months. Then the last two weeks rolled around ( Read more... )

Fuck you grad school. You can derelict my balls.

After asking for 2/3rds of a pound of lunch meat, the deli associate asked me if "a little over was ok." I didn't mind. I then looked to see how far over it was, and the scale said .64.

Tonight on my way back from the trail, I ran over a marshmallow.

Also, note to self: Even if there aren't many dishes in the sink, do not let them sit for two weeks. While "black eyed peas" may make a good band name, they unfortunately leave a terrible mess in the sink after said period of time.

I'm kind of nauseous and I don't like it. I'm very apathetic to everything lately, which isn't cool because it makes life incredibly boring. It took me about 2 hours to decide to do grocery shopping last night ( Read more... )

You know what's annoying? When Americans don't understand simple aspects of their own language and grammar, yet we expect immigrants to ( Read more... )

Well, in keeping with my word, I shall update. Though I don't know if this will work, because my laptop enjoys overheating and shutting down after a whole 10 minutes of use. So we shall see how this goes ( Read more... )