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[patronsaintq]

I think that I am becoming exponentially more unattractive with each passing day. It will soon become infinite.

Comments

Profound. Blame society.

[haruka_makkura]

That's happening to me, but that's because I don't eat anything but doughnuts from Wal*Mart, and Taco Johns. Why must I do this!? Gah. It's sad. Maybe I will buy a tapeworm, and eat it, and then I will be skinny again! Yay! *gag*
Also, I have decided that girls who are fat but wear pants that leave their gut exposed are not as to blame for their visual pollution as I once thought - if the jeans are made to be low, and they are fat, then what can they do buy succumb to a perverse twisting of fashion, and buy the fashionable clothes that make them look horrid? I mean, if they really wanted to, they could go to Good Will and buy *gasp* regular waist-lined pants, but that would be so UGLY!

[gotmirth]

PICS*****IRL

[gotmirth]

Hahaha, I read that all wrong. I thought you said "attractive." Since you didn't, I shall just assume that you are a dirty, lying, ho, with breasts exponentially more luscious than mine (that was a good day).

[fobosprobato]

I think this means you need to play more video games. Video games will make you more attractive.

[patronsaintq]

Too true.