Dear Undergrad Roommates,
It may have taken you a semester to figure out, but I don't like you. You're annoying and loud. Yes I realize I probably partied just as hard as you did when I was an undergrad, but I kept it real. I threw out your shotglasses to spite you. Your steroids are next.
Love,
Patrick

I empathize with Seattle for losing the Sonics, and I feel even shittier that they're going to my home state. But if you take the Sonics, you've got to take the fucking Storm. I hate this sexist, homophobic bullshit:
That truth was confirmed in an August magazine interview with co-owner Aubrey McClendon, who said, "We didn't buy the team to keep it ( Read more... )

oconnorpatty: so the art instructor i have a huge boner for downloaded a song off itunes this morning and left me a post it saying to play it
10:26 AM some weird song from djarlieng limited
 stuarteatsbabies: hmm
10:27 AM if she's sending you stuff from wes anderson films that means she totally wants you to wreck her shit
  that's how overeducated ( Read more... )

I've started listening to The Blow's Parentheses on Youtube and Pandora constantly. Very sweet girl. Very cute song:
Something in the deli aisle
Makes you cry
Of course I'll put my arm around you
And I'll walk you outside
Through the sliding doors,
Why would I mind?

You're not a baby if you feel the world
All of the babies they can feel the world
That's why ( Read more... )

Some of the responses I'm getting to my craigslist postings are just too fucking weird. I'll post a real update soon ( Read more... )

Just got this weird message from Craigslist. Never heard of a kidnapping party before:

it's gonna be her first so i want
to have a successful party.
with that in mind i need to
invite as much kids as i can.
so if you want to help out a bit
for planning and organizing you have
to bring some kids along with you.
doesn't matter how many.. matter
of ( Read more... )

I love you Fred Phelps. Let's make babies!

Very well done.

Just for Rod:


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Lately, Stuart and I have been crashing a lot of hipster parties and hanging out at scenester bars. I said "ENOUGH!! We are nerds by default, and we should return to our roots before this summer gets any worse." So Stuart decided to throw a cyberpunk party. The goal was to make it a movie marathon and get all dressed up and drink ourselves retarded ( Read more... )

After my parents left, the week was kind of a letdown. I've just been drinking a lot and not getting to see anyone. Tyler's busy and Grace is hardly around. A lot of really awesome people have left, and I haven't had a chance to say goodbye. Things have been pretty strange lately ( Read more... )