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[pattan]

If there is anyone out there who can help me with a certain problem, I would really appreciate it.

Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  You can call me megane_samurai.  The problem I'm having is that I got roped into a bet by a crazy nationalist.  The bet is that I have to ask a girl out on a date by the beginning of next week.  Not that he has

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[itsnotzura]

Megane_Samurai,

It is very pathetic that you are sixteen and have never had a date. O___O;;; Perhaps you should spend less time on online forums and more time lifting weights at the gym to attract girls. @___@!

Or you should just commit seppuku. ^________^

Yours,
Fruits Punch Samurai

[cakefesta]

Oh? How many dates have you had, then, Fruity Punch Samurai?

[itsnotzura]

2,000 dates.

[cakefesta]

And how many of those have been with actual women?

[cakefesta]

Megane Samurai. Tell me. What's holding you back?

[pattan]

[pattan]

G-GIN-SAN?!

[cakefesta]

Silver_Samurai, thanks.

[p_p_p_pasta]

Ve, I could help! My friend Shinpachi looks like he has the same problem!

Ve... do you share a journal with him?

[pattan]

[p_p_p_pasta]

Hi, Shinpachi! Did your friend find help?

[pattan]

Felicano...I...

No. No, he didn't.

[currythiefkilla]

Uh, Shinpachi? What are you doing?

[pattan]

I DON'T KNOW, IT GOT POSTED TO MY LIVEJOURNAL INSTEAD OF THE FORUM I WANTED TO POST TO!

[currythiefkilla]

Huh. I've seen enough strange things on this place that I'm inclined to believe you.

[pattan]

Why do these things always happen to me?

[tattooedloyalty]

[pattan]

THIS WASN'T MEANT FOR HERE!

[tattooedloyalty]

Obviously.

[pattan]

J-JUST

JUST IGNORE THE POST. IT'S NOTHING! TOTALLY UNIMPORTANT!