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If anyone had asked me, I could have told them it was a bad idea to make an enemy of a national magazine.

PANJWAII DISTRICT, Afghanistan - One must turn back time several generations to find Canadian soldiers in the state that Charlie Company finds itself today. Not since the Korean War has a single Canadian combat unit been so cut to pieces so quickly ( Read more... )

Okay, why, if you're dressed to go to the gym and you're carrying gym bags and you're obviously headed to the gym, do you feel the need to DROWN YOURSELF IN SO MUCH PERFUME THAT IT LINGERS IN THE HALLWAY FOR HOURS?

I FAIL TO COMPREHEND.

Let me explain. I, like most editors, have approximately eleventy-billion things on the go at any one time, and that doesn't include e-mailing co-workers to mock how badly they just got fleeced making their latest trade in the office fantasy football pool ( Read more... )

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current location: St. John's, NL. I am about as far from lj users kittybean and summerfire as you can be in Canada.

What a lovely day to be flying. :/ Currently surrounded by paranoia in Halifax.

Having just re-watched most of From Dusk Till Dawn again, I am entirely convinced that my previous theory about the movie -- that Quentin Tarantino wrote it specifically so he could get a leather-bikini-clad Salma Hayek to pour "rye" down her leg so he, in his cameo appearance, could suck it off her toes -- is completely correct ( Read more... )