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[paul_e]

Another year and another celebration of the date of my glorious birth. I assure you, my mother is beside herself with joy. She always cherishes the anniversary of the moment when she birthed a future creative genius. To be frank, it has often been said in my very Jewish household that I would have made a far better lawyer or dentist, but, I ask

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[alsnow]

*gasps* No Law and Order for this post? *chuckles*

Your mother's fresh-baked goodies are always welcome here, I'm sure Sharm will agree.

[paul_e]

Sue me. *laughs* I was in the mood for something slightly different today, but I do feel like a traitor.

Mother will be pleased to hear it. She is always ready to do her best to fatten someone, anyone up.

[charlie_d_haas]

You're correct, she's far hotter than I deserve. Lucky for me, I got the girl anyway.

[impactdivadawn]

Charles? Hush. *smirks* Trust me, you're more than worthy.

[paul_e]

Since you believe that, I suppose I will have to re-evaluate my assumptions, kiddo.

[paul_e]

Lucky for you, indeed.

[kliq_hbk]

Shawn = Sometimes he has a point. Rarely.

I always got a point, Paulie. It just usually ain't one folks wanna hear. :shrugs:

[paul_e]

Usually you ramble. Occasionally you make sense. Rarely you have a solid, undeniable, almost-brilliant point.

It was praise. Why bother to have me qualify it?

[mynameisspanky]

Where am I? :(

[paul_e]

Spanky: Too sexy for this post.

[mynameisspanky]

ALL RIGHT! I'm a model!

[impactdivadawn]

Torrie Wilson = Miraculously intelligent this week. More so than Scotty.
I just must sit and wonder at this from you mouth. And to receive my 'told you so'.

Dawn Marie=Hot, hot, hot
Excuse me. I need a private moment to swoon. I knew I would regain your love, Paulie.

Chaarlie Haas=To Quote Wayne and Garth: Not Worthy
Paulie? Are you being jealous and/or looking out for me? I'm touched.

Jackie Gayda = Whore, Skank, Drama Queen, Blonde Turtle Faced Bitch, etc. Most notably: What does Eddie see in this girl who is chasing Charlie Haas like a dog in heat? It's the sex, right? Tell me it's the sex and I'll excuse the stupidity on your part Eddie. I've always liked you.
I love you. Truly.

[paul_e]

Even I can't deny facts when they are presented plainly for my perusal.

You have always been my number one ECDub Beauty, Dawn Marie. I couldn't spurn you in my dreams.

It would polish my tarnished public image if I were to admit to any of those things. However, I will allow you to draw your own conclusions. I'm sure they will be the correct ones. You are, after all, a smart cookie.

As I love you, my dear.