It feels so fucking GOOD to be me tonight.

Tonight has the potential to be an amazing evening or an unfuckingbelievable disaster. I'm sure you CAN'T guess which outcome I'm rooting for.

Once again, the braintrust that is WWE Creative sticks their noses where they are most certainly not wanted and all my careful planning goes to hell faster than you can say handbasket. Would it be so hard for Vince McMahon to do one simple thing correctly? Or shall I lay the blame at Stephanie's busy table? Ever heard the saying "too many cooks ( Read more... )

If only I were still running my showSmackdown, I would have something to look forward to this evening. CSI will have to do.

Paul Levesque has a point. I heard that you have stepped up as a TOP authority figure in Vince's absence--why not hire me back? With the MacDaddy's quads panging, I'm sure it will be a week, NO two, before he notices quality writing on Smackdown. Maybe three since we all know which show HE loves best. Whaddaya say, Paul? Feel like chancing the ( Read more... )

I nhardly ever listen in on private phone calls.

You are very welcome, Dawn Marie.

Ending Shill: Buy the Rise And Fall Of ECW. Buy it now. Do not take free copies from the company. Spend your hard earned cash on it. Or I will ruin your careers. Cheers.

Another year and another celebration of the date of my glorious birth. I assure you, my mother is beside herself with joy. She always cherishes the anniversary of the moment when she birthed a future creative genius. To be frank, it has often been said in my very Jewish household that I would have made a far better lawyer or dentist, but, I ask ( Read more... )

I am less intelligent for having read my friends page. Once upon a not so distant time, I considered myself one of the highbrow members of society. One of the few who could lord their brilliance over the squalid, moronic many. However, after skimming the mind-numbing drivel written by someone who couldn't possibly have a double digit IQ, I can ( Read more... )

I am contemplating changing my name to Chubby Dudley. Thoughts from the rabble? Take the cheap shot; I know you're DYING to.

Also, if you have the mind to force yourselves to sit through the harrowing drivel that is was my showSmackdown. There is one indelible image worth the nauseating hour and fifty eight preceding minutes. Trust me; I got ( Read more... )