So, I need you all to help me come up with an answer to this one. I've decided that the best course of action for me is to become a monk. Its an entirely different career path than anything I've messed up before, so I'm good there. Monks generally take an oath of celibacy, so I'd stop having to think about women, which is a bonus. They also tend to ( Read more... )

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Things I've learned while drunk: (If I'm lucky, these links will actually work, and I'm not all that drunk)

-Despite the lack of flying cars, I love living in the future.
-Many of my friends are gay. (Only about three of you will get this, but the important lyric here is "My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer"
-Beer is good, but I ( Read more... )

So, I've just read Jason's last two posts. If you're reading my LJ, you're probably reading Jason's, so I won't re-iterate what he said. I went to pretty much the same concert (same band, different city, missed the opening act). Also, I've gotten to spend the past few days hanging out with most of my best friends. Jason is the exception, and I'll ( Read more... )

So, a friend of mine and I are going to Wausau to catch a baseball game. Specifically, we will be watching the Wausau Woodchucks (now known as the Wisconsin Woodchucks, because no one wants to admit to being from Wausau) take on the Madison Mallards. We will be cheering for the Mallards. This is the stadium policy for the Woodchucks, taken directly ( Read more... )

Girls. Go fig.

So, tonight a few of us went to see Pat McCurdy at the Regent Street Retreat. Despite the fact that I used to live a few blocks away, I'd never managed to catch his show there before (I had seen him at Summerfest). What a great time. Seeing Joey chasing women all night only made it funnier. Life is good.

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So, I've come upon a dilemma. I no longer have any freaking clue want I want out of life. I changed my mind on the subject about 6 times tonight. The only thing that I can decide on, is that I would really like for my friends to be happy. If you are reading this, you're probably one of my friends, so be happy, damnit ( Read more... )

Hmm...seems like its that time again. That time being "time to put up a post that no one will ever read". You know, its kind of fun writing for an audience of no bigger than five. I could tell you about how well my plot to control the world is working, and what a nice conversation I had with my buddy Georgie B last night. I could tell you that both ( Read more... )