Oh hell! Facebook is temporarily down, and I don't know what to do, so I'm updating... AH! I'm so lost ( Read more... )

He paid me a compliment when I most needed it.

I made a Quiz for you! Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

My mother (to my 11 year old brother): Joey, be a good boy and go get mommy another beer.

Yes, it's true... I am officially the coolest person ever. And my night last night is hard proof of it ( Read more... )

Dear Santa ( Read more... )

Drag Ball 2004 brought you Colliopie, the Ugly Stepsister ( Read more... )

Will someone pleae explain to me why it is that the minute I enter back into this junk-yard of a town, I get consumption? Just call me a whiney Bronte bitch, but I have not been awake for more than two consecutive hours since Saturday night. Tomorrow I go back to Oberlin. Oh, and my senior prom date is now married... does that make an old maid ( Read more... )

Help me Jesus: I'm flirting online as we speak. I have sunk to a new level of asshole ( Read more... )

I GOT INTO SOMEDAY PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, next semester when we actually start... come see me.

That's all.