mary mother of god

I just got the revival of A Chorus Line cd in the mail today. I splurged 13 bones on that, plus shipping.

My God, oh my God, why have you forsaken musical theatre?

Last night was the last night for SNAKES ON A PLANE to be playing in Oberlin. Naturally, my housemates and I left to get 40s at Gibsons. Then... DISASTER! There were no 40s left at Gibsons. What was there was a crowd of about 20 very confused students thinking "If I can't get a 40, I can't see SNAKES ON A PLANE, and if I can't see SNAKES ON A ( Read more... )

This is not my survey, I did not answer these questions. My thirteen year old brother Joseph Daniel did. By the way, he just informed me he did not know how to spell his middle name until 7th grade... he is a genius ( Read more... )

My stereo that was my best friend for ten years fritzed out. It was so glamorous, sparks, tears, death threats, everything. Now the music is gone from my life ( Read more... )

You really have to re-examine your life choices when one of your high school teachers friends you on myspace. How acceptable is it that she is very religous and I use the words "fuck", "bastard", and "Jesus" in the same sentence ( Read more... )

1. Yes, the ice cream at the Dairy Queen is low fat... the vanilla is 97% fat free, and the chocolate is 94% fat free. The ice cream is no longer considered low fat if you eat 21 ounces of it mixed with hot fudge and oreos. Why are you coming to the Dairy Queen if you are on a diet, anyway ( Read more... )

Everytime I try to throw an awkward party on a weeknight, the po-po's bust it up! And I always forget to take off my Jesus bling before I talk to them... I suck.

We had an awkward party last night (really, it was a Tony Awards Party, but no one cared about the Tonys except for me). Kathryn and I invited a bunch of people who don't really hang out together over to her parents house, lubed them up with booze and tried to make them friends. Awkward, no ( Read more... )

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